MENOPAUSE: IT'S HILARIOUS

The time has come; it's finally here

No period for months, it's been over a year.

No tampons, pads or silly cups

No cramps or bloat or swellings up.

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No one can claim "you're on the rag"

Or that "time of the month" has made you a drag.

Your friend "Aunt Flo" has gone away

Goodbye to these insults

It's a brand-new day.

But with all stages of life, there are some trades,

There's a list of what changes, disappears or fades,

Just when you thought you had a handle on life,

Your body revolts and creates more strife.

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Your internal thermometer is way out of whack,

There is no resetting it to get back on track.

Covers on, covers off, your body's out of control,

You're fine for a while but it's taking a toll.

Hot flashes engulf you for minutes at a time

Then suddenly they're over, leaving wreckage behind.

Sweaty palms, red face, wet boobs and tummy,

Soaked clothing and bed sheets: as if wrapped like a mummy.

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There's more! These are just the first few pages.

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